05 November 2021

Rumpole Pillars – 5 November 2021

 

A couple of years ago I copied a quotation from John Mortimer’s Horace Rumpole stories, thinking I might look at it again some time… Rumpole is addressing the judge in the Old Bailey and informs him: When my country is no more, and even the Old Bailey will have sunk back into the mud of the Thames, we will be remembered for three things – the English breakfast, the Oxford Book of English Verse, and the presumption of innocence.

Now, I wouldn’t normally go to Horace Rumpole for informed spiritual wisdom, but here he hits (inadvertently, it may be) upon three features among numerous other features of a healthy, grown-up spirituality.  What will remain in memory, says Rumpole, is first, the English breakfast.  (Bear with me here… I think it comes out alright in the end…) You may have had a true English breakfast.  It is the full version of what Jack Duckworth called a fry-up, somewhat frowned on in my home.  You would have had a pork sausage, maybe two, fried eggs, slices of bacon, baked beans, black pudding, hash browns, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes and toast... even, I would personally hope, devilled kidneys.  It is excessive, of course… once a year is probably enough.  But it serves to remind me that a lively spirituality does includes a grateful, if not always sensible exuberance about food.  We give thanks for our food.  Every meal that sustains us would be a gift rare for many in this world.   Food is quite basic, and Jesus made it sacramental.  Rowan Williams tells a lovely story from the Desert, in which a brother sees a vision of two boats on the river.  In one of them sits Abba Arsenius and the Holy Spirit of God… in complete silence.  In the other boat is Abba Moses, with the angels of God – and they are all eating honey cakes, with merriment.[1]  In one of his poems Thomas Merton says to a Severe Nun: I know, Sister… you have chosen / a path too steep for others to follow. / I take it you prefer to go without them[2]  I am not much of an ascetic, I’m afraid.

Then, said Rumpole, the British people will be remembered for The Oxford Book of English Verse  He often quotes from this, as a dreamy response to She Who Must Be Obeyed.  It is good to have a copy at home – it is a lovely antidote to our dreadful misuse, abuse of words and atrocious plundering of language.  God’s Word speaks simplicity and love… He spake and it was done, says Psalm 33.  Truth, Beauty and economy of words go together – Benedict devotes a chapter of the Rule of St Benedict to Restraint of Speech.  God is in heaven, you upon earth – therefore let your words be few, says Ecclesiastes.[3]

And thirdly, says Rumpole, the presumption of innocence.  No one may be convicted of any crime so long as there remains reasonable doubt as to his/her guilt… otherwise we are presumed innocent… something our media need constantly to be reminded of.  It is, says Rumpole, the Golden Thread in our common law.  But it reflects the insistence that pushes its way through all biblical truth since earliest times, that God will always veer towards mercy, pardon, restoration… towards the poor, the disadvantaged, the widow, the orphan and the stranger.  I have no pleasure in the death of anyone, says the Lord God – turn, then, and live![4]

Thank you, Rumpole… crusty old reprobate.  I think you have the Dalai Lama’s accolade, a Good Heart.



[1] Rowan Williams: Silence and Honeycakes (Lion Publishing 2003), p.42.

[2] Thomas Merton: Selected Poems (New Directions 1967), p.95.

[3] Ecclesiastes 5:2

[4] Ezekiel 18:32.  See also Jonah, ch.4. 

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